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Why I ride a Brompton, and why you should too.

mayday 2002 - taken by Nick Fry

I bought my Brompton in 1996 from Condor Cycles in London for £450.

First off, I was impressed by all the things that everyone who owns a Brompton will tell you.. the smooth ride, nippy steering angles in city traffic, the ease of stowing it safely, or taking it on public transport when the weather's foul or you get a puncture etc etc... However, what has really impressed me about the Brompton, and forced me to write this uncharacteristically fanatical web page, is the company that makes it.

My first direct experience of Brompton Ltd. was in Spring 1998, the first time I had any problem with my bike that neither I nor Condor could fix. I could have sent the bike off, but the problem was so trivial that it seemed a shame to loose my bike for a week just to fix the cracked rubber rim that holds the seat post braced into the frame. I got on the tube and went to the Brompton factory (I think it was in West Brompton at the time), through the factory gates and rang the bell.

They were obviously not used to Brompton users just popping in on the off chance that they could get a repair, but they were extremely friendly, and I was given tea and biscuits while a smiling engineer took my bike into the workshop. I managed to get a peek into the Aladdin's cave of the factory floor. Hundreds of glittering new Bromptons in various states of assembly lined the walls, and the shelves were packed with boxes of shiny new brakes, saddles and other treasures.

Twenty minutes later, the engineer reappeared, riding my Brompton and grinning widely. He winked and said, "I put on a few extras, enjoy."

I could hardly believe it. I'd come in with a slightly cracked rubber ring in the seat post. He'd replaced the brakes, the saddle, the dynamo, the gear cabling and the hand holds, all with the newest models. He'd realigned the spokes, pumped up the tyres and given it an all round tightening up and oiling. "I ride one too", He said, "Aren't they wonderful?".

I rode away on what felt like (and partly was) a new bike.

Since 1997, I've had very little trouble with the bike that I couldn't fix myself. I've learned the joys of bicycle maintenance for the first time with my Brompton, and have taken great delight in customising it (handy little roller blade wheels on the luggage rack so it glides along when folded) and keeping it gleaming and up to date.

In fact, that's another great thing about Brompton Ltd. engineering practices. Rather than forcing their customers to buy a new bike just to get fancy new features, all the ingenious little design tweaks they make are totally backwards-compatible. They manufacture nearly all of their own parts, and so when some really tasty new dual pivot brakes came out, I was able to buy them (a real bargain at £12) and follow the simple instructions that came in the box to install them on my 6.5 year old Brompton with no problems.

Three weeks ago, a terrible thing happened. I was riding up High Holborn from the City when suddenly one of my pedals brushed the ground. I couldn't work out what was going on. The bike did feel strange, and the steering had felt a bit odd for a few days, but I checked it and re-checked it and couldn't find the problem. As I started up the hill to Holborn the bike just gave way, it sank underneath me and both feet hit the floor. Then I finally noticed, the frame had split just behind the front forks, and had torn nearly in half.

I was distraught. Thankfully she had let me down gently, just as I got to the safety of the pavement, but I was so upset that my lovely bike on which I had lavished years of attention and love had finally died on me.

On the sad walk home, I decided to phone Condor, just on the off chance that they might be able to repair it, or at least offer me some sympathy.

I spoke to Grant, the store manager. I told him mournfully about what had happened and that the bike, being nearly 7 years old was surely destined for the scrap heap. "No. It's covered by guarantee". He said. "Brompton give a lifetime warranty to the frames on all their bikes. Bring it in, we'll have it sent out tomorrow, and you can have a courtesy bike while you're waiting for it to come back". I nearly cried.

Three weeks later (yesterday) I got my bike back from Brompton. New front frame, new joints, new handlebars, new seat post, new chain, new gear and brake cabling, complete reconditioning, cleaned, oiled, pumped up and beautiful. It rides like the day I bought it again. And all this, after nearly 7 years of hard use during which I must have covered over 15,000 miles. Totally unbelievable

So, I gave flowers and a nice bottle of Riocha to Grant at Condor, but since I didn't know who at Brompton had done such a great job with my bike, I decided to write this page of propaganda, and to devote myself to spreading the good word. That's why you're reading this. Now go to Condor Cycles and buy a Brompton.


09/07/02
Update: In November 2002 my bike was stolen from outside a pub in Islington while I popped in for 10 minutes for a game of pool. It was attatched to a bench outside using a Kryptonite flexible wire mesh lock.

Two days later, after prowling around in a constant state of immanent violence, I spotted some young children (10-15) trying to do wheelies on my brompton outside Islington police station. I retrieved the bike. It had a huge hole in the frame where the kids had hacked the lock off with a chisel. Unbelievable.

I returned the bike to brompton who did an excellent job of repairing it (although this time it cost me £150) and have since begun using an extremely heavy, hardcore D-lock. I always wince when I see Brompton owners locking thier bikes up with crappy, cheap locks. The days when stolen bromptons were difficult to sell are gone. I regularly see bromptons for sale in Brick Lane market on Sundays - a sure sign that the market for stolen bikes is picking up. I strongly recommend carrying the bike everywhere with you. That's what it's good for.


Update: 19/01/03: This classic text has now become the most visited page on twenteenthcentury.com. I'm so flattered. It's even been translated into German. From now on, I stop writing about art, and concentrate on my bike. It's much more interesting anyway.
Update: 15/12/04: I'm very sorry to report that my brompton was stolen again, this time (it seems) for good, from the hallway of my mother's house while I was there visiting. New recommendation: if you're leaving your brompton in your hallway, put a bolt in the wall and lock it up for safe keeping. If you're visiting friends and family, don't leave it in the hall, lock it up somewhere good, preferably keep it in sight or stuff it behind a sofa or something. Oh, and make sure to fit an explosive device in the saddle that you can trigger remotely once you realise it's been stolen. I am still too much in mourning to buy a new one, so if anyone sees my brompton with it's distinctive green rollerblade wheels (the front left one was missing..) then please kick whoever you see on it into the traffic (buying a stolen one is as bad as stealing one yourself!) and send it back to me. Thanks.
Update: 24/09/2006: To all those who expressed symapthy: thanks. I have had a lovely red L3 brompton since mid 2005, which - along with your wonderful emails about this page - has been a great comfort ;). Brompton users send me such lovely stories about their bromptons.. it seems like bromptonauts around the world really share something special. If you want to share your bromptonaut thoughts, please email me. I enjoy receiving your emails.
Update: 20/09/2007: I was at the office when Wham! The downstairs door got kicked in. I ran down just in time to see some little oiks escaping with my beloved red Brompton folding bicycle. Vainly, I pursued on foot half way down Kingsland road before giving up and stalking back to the office in a state of shock. On an compulsive whim, I checked Gumtree.com. There was a crap description of my bike for sale, posted within 15 minutes of the theft 'going cheap for a quick sale, old st'. I phoned and arranged to meet the suspiciously male-voiced 'Donna' at the Fire Station. Sure enough, 10 minutes later one of the little shits I'd been chasing turned up on my bike. Imagine the look on his face when I pushed him off it and rode away thanking him politely for bringing my bicycle back. The entire episode took about 45 minutes.
Update: 03/03/2008: Please excuse the typos - it's hard to type when you're busy repeatedly kicking yourself. My second brompton has just been stolen in a blood-curdlingly similar way to last time. How could I be so stupid? Why don't I keep it in my sight constantly? The worst bit was that my colleague Mikey asked to borrow it, I agreed and he went downstairs to get it and left. So when my friend Rick told me that the door had been hanging open and my bike was gone, I assumed Mikey had it and we had just had a near miss. Only hours later (too late for the Gumtree trick!) when Mikey returned and told me that in the end he decided to walk did I realise that my beloved Brompton was gone again! Aargh! Next time I will surgically attach the bike to my body.
saul@theps.net

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